色情笑话九则

始丰清溪

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<P style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: #f9f9f9; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; BORDER-LEF: ; mso-border-right-alt: solid #CCCCCC .75pt; BORDER-RIGH: ; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">1&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">一<A onclick="javascript:tagshow(event, '%C3%C0%C5%AE');" href="javascript:;" target=_self><U><STRONG><FONT color=#009999>美女</FONT></STRONG></U></A>作家请一风流编辑审稿。编辑斜看着美女笑曰：上半部较丰满，有两点很突出，可惜下半部有些毛躁，并有一个<A onclick="javascript:tagshow(event, '%C2%A9%B6%B4');" href="javascript:;" target=_self><U><STRONG><FONT color=#009999>漏洞</FONT></STRONG></U></A>，水份太大。美女着急的问<SPAN lang=EN-US>:&nbsp;</SPAN>那怎么办<SPAN lang=EN-US>?&nbsp;</SPAN>编辑答曰<SPAN lang=EN-US>:&nbsp;</SPAN>日后再说！<SPAN lang=EN-US>&nbsp; <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: #f9f9f9; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; BORDER-LEF: ; mso-border-right-alt: solid #CCCCCC .75pt; BORDER-RIGH: ; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">2&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">某男拿女医生所开处方转了半天回来问：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“13</SPAN>超到底在哪？<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>女医生笑曰：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>不是<SPAN lang=EN-US>13</SPAN>超，是<SPAN lang=EN-US>B</SPAN>超。<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>男大怒曰：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>靠！你的<SPAN lang=EN-US>B</SPAN>分得也太开了！<SPAN lang=EN-US>”&nbsp; <o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: #f9f9f9; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; BORDER-LEF: ; mso-border-right-alt: solid #CCCCCC .75pt; BORDER-RIGH: ; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">3&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">晚饭后领导视察<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>江阴毛纺织厂<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>，来到大门口霓虹灯的厂名前，不巧电路故障，第一个<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>江<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>字未亮，领导只能看到后五个字，于是关切地问厂长：原材料好搞嘛？<SPAN lang=EN-US>&nbsp; <o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: #f9f9f9; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; BORDER-LEF: ; mso-border-right-alt: solid #CCCCCC .75pt; BORDER-RIGH: ; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">4&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">幼儿园小芳老师指着黑板上<SPAN lang=EN-US>m</SPAN>、<SPAN lang=EN-US>a</SPAN>、<SPAN lang=EN-US>y</SPAN>、<SPAN lang=EN-US>d</SPAN>、<SPAN lang=EN-US>b</SPAN>几个拼音考考小朋友，<SPAN lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</SPAN>小朋友们用最标准的发音说：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>摸<SPAN lang=EN-US>-</SPAN>阿<SPAN lang=EN-US>-</SPAN>姨<SPAN lang=EN-US>-</SPAN>的<SPAN lang=EN-US>-</SPAN>波<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>。<SPAN lang=EN-US>&nbsp; <o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: #f9f9f9; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; BORDER-LEF: ; mso-border-right-alt: solid #CCCCCC .75pt; BORDER-RIGH: ; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">5&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">一女地下工作者被捕，<SPAN lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</SPAN>被逼写信引首长上钩，女地下工作者逼于无奈只有写，<SPAN lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</SPAN>写完后偷偷从私处拨了几根<SPAN lang=EN-US>B</SPAN>毛夹在信中。首长看完信后，<SPAN lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</SPAN>拿着<SPAN lang=EN-US>B</SPAN>毛闻一闻，瞅一瞅，苦思冥想，沉思片刻突然恍然大悟：<SPAN lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</SPAN>原来是<A onclick="javascript:tagshow(event, '%D2%F5%C4%B1');" href="javascript:;" target=_self><U><STRONG><FONT color=#009999>阴谋</FONT></STRONG></U></A>（毛）！<SPAN lang=EN-US>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: #f9f9f9; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; BORDER-LEF: ; mso-border-right-alt: solid #CCCCCC .75pt; BORDER-RIGH: ; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">6&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">新婚之夜过后，次日一大早，新娘痛苦地从洞房走出，一手扶着墙壁，一手捂着下身，大骂：骗子！真是个骗子！<A onclick="javascript:tagshow(event, '%BD%E1%BB%E9');" href="javascript:;" target=_self><U><STRONG><FONT color=#009999>结婚</FONT></STRONG></U></A>前说有三十年的<A onclick="javascript:tagshow(event, '%BB%FD%D0%EE');" href="javascript:;" target=_self><U><STRONG><FONT color=#009999>积蓄</FONT></STRONG></U></A>，我还以为是钱呢！<SPAN lang=EN-US>&nbsp; <o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: #f9f9f9; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; BORDER-LEF: ; mso-border-right-alt: solid #CCCCCC .75pt; BORDER-RIGH: ; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">7&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">某晚，一裸男叫了一辆出租车，女司机目不转睛盯着看他。裸男大怒，吼道：你<SPAN lang=EN-US>***</SPAN>没见过裸男呀！女司机也大怒：我看你<SPAN lang=EN-US>***</SPAN>从哪儿掏钱！<SPAN lang=EN-US>&nbsp; <o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: #f9f9f9; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; BORDER-LEF: ; mso-border-right-alt: solid #CCCCCC .75pt; BORDER-RIGH: ; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">8&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">工作搞不好的根本原因不外乎三个：一是没关系，象寡妇睡觉，上面没人；二是不稳定，象妓女睡觉，上面老换人；三是不团结，象和<A onclick="javascript:tagshow(event, '%C0%CF%C6%C5');" href="javascript:;" target=_self><U><STRONG><FONT color=#009999>老婆</FONT></STRONG></U></A>睡觉，自已人老搞自已人。<SPAN lang=EN-US>&nbsp; <o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: #f9f9f9; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; BORDER-LEF: ; mso-border-right-alt: solid #CCCCCC .75pt; BORDER-RIGH: ; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">9&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">某日，一帅哥在公车上掏零钱交车费时不小心带出了一个保险套，掉在地板上。他面红耳赤，不知该不该拣起来。这时，只听到后面的<SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN>说道：大哥，你二弟的工作服掉了！<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>

一诺千金

水晶泡泡

有间鬼屋

怎么都看不到啊

无铭

hbxu

看着累啊，楼主改改？？

水龙头

低级

无止境

！
不错，就是看得太累！

秀拔东林

作家请一风流编辑审稿。编辑斜看着美女笑曰：上半部较丰满，有两点很突出，可惜下半部有些毛躁，并有一个漏洞，水份太大。美女着急的问>那怎么办? 编辑答曰：日后再说。

哈哈

水龙头

这个编辑讲话有水平的