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偶和某女的谈话过程

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发表于 2006-11-30 09:33:00 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |正序浏览 |阅读模式
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">时间:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">2006</font></span></b><b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">年</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> 11</font></span></b><b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">月</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">27</font></span></b><b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">日下午</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">16</font></span></b><b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span></b></font><b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="3">分</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><br/><font size="3">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font><p><font size="3"></font></p></font></span></b></p><p><font size="3"></font></p><p></p><p><font size="3"></font></p><p><font size="3"></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="3">某女:喂,你知道我是谁吗?</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">偶:</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">听不出来</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="3">某女:你这个人怎么记性那么差的啊?毕业才多少年你就听不出我的声音了?</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">偶:</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">不好意思</span></font><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="3">,我真的听不出来!</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="3">某女:我是你南方的女同学?</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">偶:</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">大学的?</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">某女:是呀</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">偶:</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我大学女同学全是南方的,没一个北方人的。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="3">某女:那你再猜一下我是谁?</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">偶:</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我真的听不出你的声音,真的不好意思。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">某女:我是“</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">YF</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">”呀(省略了我大学女同学的姓)!</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">偶:</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">哦,你是“</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">JYF</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">”啊,感觉你的声音与以前不一样了</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="3">某女:那要怪你了。我现在在金华,金华到杭州要多少时间啊?</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">偶:</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">估计三个小时吧!</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="3">某女:那今天到杭州太晚了,那我明天去杭州吧,到时候你请我吃饭不?</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">偶:</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">老同学来了肯定要请吃饭的。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="3">某女:那明天杭州见。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">偶:</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">好的!杭州见!</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"></p></span>
[此贴子已经被作者于2006-11-30 1:45:39编辑过]

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发表于 2006-12-15 04:45:00 | 只看该作者
<p>难说的,有时候反应太慢的话就会上当的</p><p>等你意识到的时候你已经被骗了</p>
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发表于 2006-12-15 04:22:00 | 只看该作者
有点常识的人都不会上当吧
49#
发表于 2006-12-15 01:43:00 | 只看该作者
<p>道高一尺</p><p>魔高一丈</p>
48#
发表于 2006-12-14 03:37:00 | 只看该作者
强!
47#
发表于 2006-12-13 00:47:00 | 只看该作者
<p>笑死了,现在的人真是聪明啊</p><p>骗术越来越高了</p>
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发表于 2006-12-6 04:51:00 | 只看该作者
一定要加精的
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发表于 2006-12-6 03:29:00 | 只看该作者
<p>还有这种事,真是长见识了。。。</p><p>这贴应该加精,西西</p>
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发表于 2006-12-5 23:52:00 | 只看该作者
我也接到一个福建口音的类似遭遇,不过我没跟他耗~
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发表于 2006-12-5 05:45:00 | 只看该作者
<p><font size="4">有个人前天冒充偶大哥,发短信跟偶说什么最近发生太多事扛不住,叫偶帮忙,汇点钱给他!一开始偶也觉得纳闷,这个号码是新的,偶大哥从来都是打电话给偶;再说偶大哥最近好像也没什么事情发生,就是真的发生什么事情,偶大哥也不会找我帮忙(偶自身难保)。不过他居然知道偶名字,偶就回了条短信问他什么事,居然说朋友出车祸。晕死,朋友出车祸又不要他扛。偶就问了打电话给大哥以前的号码,就被偶戳穿了。</font></p><p><font size="4">不过偶没有像楼主这样轰轰烈烈,低调处理了(不了了之)。</font></p><p><font size="4">像偶这类人,要骗倒是真的很难,但是今年被贼偷啊抢啊还真不少,这些是没办法避免的。</font></p><p><font size="4">大家年关到了,这些人很是猖狂,大家小心!!</font></p>
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 楼主| 发表于 2006-12-5 01:22:00 | 只看该作者
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>本事集团</i>在2006-12-4 10:37:00的发言:</b><br/><p>LZ好有本事啊,</p><p>以后我们集团开张,不如聘你为教授吧</p></div><p>不要说是传销公司哦!</p>
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